Combine all ingredients except the kale in a food processor or blender. This makes the dressing.
Destem the kale and tear it into bite sized pieces. Place in a large mixing bowl.
Pour the dressing over the kale pieces. Mix thoroughly using tongs. Thoroughly coat all surfaces of the kale with the dressing.
Spread the dressed kale in a single layer in a food dehydrator. Dehydrate on medium heat for 24 hours. Kale chips should be crunchy when done. Remove with a spatula.
You can store these in a glass jar or other food container, if you like.
Notes
If you don't happen to have a food dehydrator, you can make these kale chips in the oven. Set your oven to 200*, or whatever its lowest setting is if it doesn't go down to 200*. Spread the kale in a single layer over a baking sheet. You may have to work in several batches. Bake until crispy, checking every 5-10 minutes.